Hugor

Hugor is a dwarf who lives in Land's End. He can be seen walking drunkenly while holding a glass of wine.

Dialogue 1

 * Hugor: Got anymore *hic* wine?
 * Player: Ummm... No, sorry. Looks like you've had enough anyway.
 * Hugor: Well, I *hic* ...disagree.
 * Player: Why are you drinking so much? To forget?
 * Hugor: Nope, tastes mighty fine! Any chance you *hic* know where Horses go?
 * Player: The what?
 * Hugor: The Horses!
 * Player: Are, the 'Horses'... How unfortunate, the wine has made you delirious. I've no idea what a Horse is my friend.
 * Hugor: Oh.

Dialogue 2

 * Hugor: You know this *hic* place was built twice?
 * Player: Ummm... How come?
 * Hugor: Storm swept in and erased it, had to be built again from scratch.
 * Player: Huh, what a shame.
 * Hugor: They did a better job second time round, but the builder sure was annoyed.
 * Player: Who was the builder?
 * Hugor: Some *hic* Westener.