Postie Pete

Postie Pete is a skull, and RuneScape ' s only known postman. He delivers all of the Postbag from the Hedge letters to their destinations and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around Castle Wars, the Party Room, Varrock palace library, and the Ardougne Zoo.

He can speak over 1000 languages including Wyvern and when you encounter him he usually tells a rather weak joke. Before leaving the place he has spawned he usually says 'Well, I should be heading off', a reference to his lack of torso.

Postie Pete's Joke
The joke: "Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other 'Smells like fish.'"

The meaning: A perch is a type of fish.

Confirmed Locations
Postie Pete can be found at:
 * Castle Wars lobby
 * Party Pete's Party Hall
 * Nearby Pirate Pete at Port Phasmatys
 * Ardougne Zoo
 * Varrock Palace Library
 * East Keldagrim bar
 * Bandit Camp (Wilderness)

Trivia
According to Baba Yaga, Postie Pete's Crafting level is 1.