Eadgar's Ruse/Quick guide

Starting out
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO EADGAR BEFORE GETTING THE PARROT FROM ARDOUGNE ZOO.

(Required Items: Vodka, Pineapple chunks, Climbing boots)
 * Talk to Sanfew (top floor of the Taverley herblore store) (2-1-1).
 * (If you're not sure if you've freed Eadgar, check in his cave at the top of the Trollheim mountain, you should have freed him near the end of Troll Stronghold.)
 * Travel to Ardougne Zoo, talk to Parroty Pete and ask him both questions.
 * Use vodka (right click it incase you drink it) on the pineapple chunks.
 * Use alco-chunks on the aviary hatch.
 * Talk to Eadgar in his cave at Trollheim. (1)
 * Travel west and enter the Troll Stronghold.
 * Run south and take the stairs down.
 * Talk to Burntmeat..

The parrot

 * Return to Eadgar. (Talk to him twice)
 * Go back to the Troll Stronghold.
 * Run north and go down both flights of stairs.
 * Use the parrot on the rack north of the cells.

Making the "human"
(Required Items: 2 Logs, Tinderbox, Pestle and Mortar, 10 Grain, 5 Raw Chicken, Ranarr Potion (unf), Herblore boosting item if below 31)
 * Talk to Tegid southeast of Sanfew for dirty clothes. (2)
 * Return to Eadgar's cave.
 * Pick a thistle near the patches of grass above the cave entrance. (Note: Relog if you cannot find the thistle)
 * Talk to Eadgar. Give him the items and he will tell you how to make the potion.
 * Cook the thistle with your other logs.
 * Grind the dried thistle and add it to a ranarr potion (unf).
 * Talk to Eadgar.
 * Retrieve your parrot from the rack in the troll stronghold.
 * Talk to Eadgar.
 * Give the dummy to Burntmeat.
 * Search the kitchen drawers to the south-east.

Getting the goutweed

 * Go down the stairs to the storeroom.
 * Sneak to the back and take goutweed. Note:
 * You will take 0-6 damage if caught. Protect from missiles will negate this.
 * Run to the tile next to the goutweed, clicking on the goutweed to move to it will get you stuck on the guard.
 * It is highly recommended you take a 2nd goutweed for Dream Mentor.
 * Give Sanfew the goutweed (2).
 * Quest complete!

Reward

 * Quest point
 * Herblore experience
 * The ability to grow and steal Goutweed, which can be traded for herbs.
 * The ability to use the Trollheim Teleport spell.
 * The ability to use a Scroll of redirection to redirect a Teleport to house tablet to Trollheim.

Required for completing

 * My Arm's Big Adventure
 * Dream Mentor