Helpline Assistant

The Helpline Assistant is one of the non-player characters contacted with the Lunar spell NPC Contact using the 'Random' selection.

Dialogue
Player: Hello?

Helpline Assistant: You have reached the Lunar Communication Helpline. I'm sorry we can't answer your telekinetic question right now. Our opening times are carefully organised to coincide with you being busy. If you are having an emergency, you have our most profound apologies. Have a nice day. Good bye.

Player: Typical.

Trivia

 * She seems to be a parody/stereotype of a customer service department from a large company.