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Forged in the fires of Mount Duku, The Gnome Child is the most powerful entity known to mankind.

Born a slave to the Gytherwnn empire, the Gnome Child rose to fame and glory after performing a 72 hour keg stand outside an iHop in Wisconsin. Try and beat that, asshole.

Not much more is known about the famed elf man, but one thing is for sure: He gets more action than you ever will.