Joseph/Dialogue

This page is an article containing dialogue related to Joseph The contents of this page are copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape, and are thus copyrighted by Jagex.

Default dialogue (this NPC has multiple random dialogue options)
Joseph: If I were as ugly as you I would not dare to show my face in public!

Joseph: Out of my way, punk.

Joseph: Hmm... you smell strange...

Player: Strange how?

Joseph: Like a human!

Player: Oh! Er... I just ate one is why!

Joseph: Leave me alone.

Joseph: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!

Joseph: Get lost!

Joseph: I don't have anything to give you so leave me alone, mendicant.

Joseph: Have you no manners?

Joseph: I don't have time for this right now.

Joseph: I have no interest in talking to a pathetic meat bag like yourself.