Ponts the Bridgemaster

Ponts the Bridgemaster is the bridgemaster of the Myths' Guild. He guards the bridge to the underground portion of the guild.

Dialogue

 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Stop! Who ever passes this bridge must answer me these questions three.
 * Player: Ask me the questions, bridgemaster. I am not afraid.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your name?
 * Player: My name is ' of Lumbridge'
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
 * Player: To cross this bridge!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your favorite [sic] colour?
 * Player: Blue!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Right. Off you go.
 * Player: So can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: Blue. No yel-- ARGHHH!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why are you screaming?
 * Player: Oh, ummm.. I thought I was going to die.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why?
 * Player: I don't know. So can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Player: I don't have one.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: There's always someone who wants to be difficult, off with you!
 * Player: So can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: My name is ' of Varrock'
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
 * Player: To cross this bridge!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the capital of Kandarin?
 * Player: I don't know that! ARGHHH!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: ...
 * Player: ...So can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: Umm, Ardougne?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Perhaps!
 * Player: So... Can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: "How can a single kingdom have multiple kings?"
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: That's...
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: A fair point.
 * Player: May I pass?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: My name is ' of Falador'
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
 * Player: To cross this bridge!
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen chompy?
 * Player: What do you mean? A Feldip chompy or one from Karamja?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Huh? I-- I don't know that. ARGHHH!
 * Player: Why are you screaming?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Internal self-doubt and the crippling feeling of everyone hating me.
 * Player: Ooookay then, perhaps I should go past.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: Can chompies even fly?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: I'm sure I've seen them fly before, but it could've been falling gracefully.
 * Player: So... Can I go by?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
 * Player: Chompy or Jubbly?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Chompy.
 * Player: 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Great!
 * Player: May I pass?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
 * Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
 * Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.