Cook (Lumbridge)/Dialogue

Before starting Cook's Assistant

 * Cook: What am I to do?
 * 1. What's wrong?
 * 2. (Can you make me a cake?) - You're a cook, why don't you bake me a cake?
 * Cook: *sniff* Don't talk to me about cakes...
 * Player: What's wrong?
 * The dialogue jumps to option 1.
 * 3. You don't look very happy.
 * Cook: No' I'm not. The whole world is caving around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impeding doom.
 * 1. What's wrong?
 * Cook: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear. I'm in a terrible mess! It's the Duke's birthday today, and I should be making him a lovely big birthday cake.
 * Cook: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. He'll sack me! What will I do? I have four children and a goat to look after. Would you help me? Please?
 * 1. (I'm always happy to help a cook in distress.) - Yes, I'll help you.
 * Cook: Oh thank you, thank you. I need milk, an egg and flour. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
 * Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
 * 1. Where do I find some flour?
 * Cook: There is a Mill fairly close, go North and then West. Mill Lane Mill is just off the road to Draynor. I usually get my flour from there.
 * Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller.
 * 2. How about milk?
 * Cook: There is a cattle field on the other side of the river, just across the road from Groats' Farm.
 * Cook: Talk to Gillie Groats, she look after the Dairy Cows - she'll tell you everything you need to know about milking cows!
 * 3. And eggs? Where are they found?
 * Cook: I normally get my eggs from the Groats' farm, on the other side of the river.
 * Cook: But any chicken should lay eggs.
 * 4. (Actually, I know where to find this stuff.) - I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
 * 2. I can't right now. Maybe later.
 * Cook: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous beasts. Go on your merry way!
 * 2. I'd take the rest of the day if I were you.
 * Cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
 * Player: Well, maybe you need to take a holiday...
 * Cook: That would be nice, but the Duke doesn't allow holidays for core staff.
 * Player: Hmm, why not run away to the sea and start a new life as a Pirate?
 * Cook: My wife gets sea sick, and I have an irrational fear of eyepatches. I don't see it working myself.
 * Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
 * Cook: I know I'm doomed.
 * Player: What's wrong?
 * The dialogue jumps to option 1.
 * 4. Nice hat!
 * Cook: Err thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really.
 * Player: Still suits you. The trousers are pretty special too.
 * Cook: It's all standard cook's issue uniform...
 * Player: The whole hat, apron, stripey trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real cook.
 * Cook: I am a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about Culinary Fashion. I'm in desperate need for help!
 * Player: What's wrong?
 * The dialogue jumps to option 1.