Extra strong weapon poison

What is extra strong weapon poison you might ask? Could it possibly be more toxic than your mother's vaginal slime...? Probably not, but you do not want to fuck around with this shit. If you aren't wearing gloves when you pour this stuff on your rusty axe you might as well say goodbye to masterbation unless you want to intentionally remove 3 of your own ribs to suck your own dick like Marilyn Manson. Happy adventures!