Roavar/Dialogue

Default dialogue

 * Player: Hello there!
 * Roavar: Greetings traveller. Welcome to 'The Hair Of The Dog' Tavern. What can I do for you?
 * 1. Can I buy a beer?
 * 2. Can I hear some gossip?
 * Player: Can I hear some gossip?
 * Roavar: Well, I dunno... The village is kind of on the fringe out here, I dunno how up to date the stuff I hear about is...
 * 1. Tell me about this village.
 * 2. Tell me about the land of Morytania.
 * 3. Tell me about the shopkeepers here.
 * 4. Tell me about the temple to the West.
 * Player: Tell me about the temple to the west.
 * 3. Can I hear a story?
 * Player: Can I hear a story?
 * Roavar: A story??? Heh, well the only one I can think of right now is my dear old mammy told me as a pup...
 * Roavar: Now how did it go... Ah yes!
 * Roavar: Once upon a time a brave young wolf was walking through a forest, when he came upon a human dressed all in red. 'Aha!' he thought to himself, 'Here's a nice easy meal!' But the human talked to him, and as he was
 * Roavar: always taught to be a polite wolf, he spoke back to it.
 * Roavar: Well, this cunning human told him that there was a better meal that would not run away in a house in the woods. As the brave young wolf could see that this human was not fully grown, he figured maybe he'd
 * Roavar: better get a better meal at this house, so he ran as fasta as his paws could varry him to the house the human told him about... inside he found an old human lying in bed, and although the meat was a little tough, as the
 * Roavar: human was older than he thought, he had a good meal and decided to sleep it off in the house for awhile. He had not been asleep long though, when he was woken by a knocking at the door. The human in red had followed
 * Roavar: him to the house! Suspecting a human trap, the brave young wolf put on the old humans clothes and jumped into the bed, so that he could pretend to be a human and escape from this terrible trap! Well now, this human
 * Roavar: dressed in red came into the house, and pretended to believe the brave wolf was really a human, and began to talk to him. But then the human started asking strange questions of the wolf, because the human knew that it
 * Roavar: was not a human at all! The brave young wolf decided to try and escape, for it was only a young human, and not very strong, so the brave young wolf said he would eat the human if they did not let him escape! As he said
 * Roavar: this however, the human in red shouted out at him: 'Aha! You are a wolf!' and as the human shouted this, another bigger human ran into the room from outside! This bigger human was much stronger and was
 * Roavar: carrying an axe, and the poor young wolf died in this terrible trap made for him by the humans.
 * Roavar: And do you know what the moral of this story is?
 * Player: Um... no, not really.
 * Roavar: It's 'Never trust humans' of course! My dear old mammy told me that story when I was a pup, and I'm still alive and well to tell it to you today!
 * Roavar: Pretty good story huh?
 * Player: Um... yeah. It was great. Really.
 * 4. Nothing thanks.
 * Player: Nothing thanks.
 * Roavar: ...I don't know why you talked to me if you don't want anything then...