Drunken Dwarf

The Drunken Dwarf is a random event who would occasionally appear and talk to players. If the player responded, the dwarf would give them a kebab and a beer. If the player ignored him, he would throw rocks at the player which hit a max of 2 hitpoints, capable of hitting through even the Protect from Missiles prayer. He would not stop unless the player talked to him.

Quest appearences

 * The drunken dwarf is seen in final cutscene of the Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf quest. After the quest, if you see the dwarf and talk to him, he will speak of your 'Kebab stories' from the end of the quest and give you your beer and kebab as normal.
 * During Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is seen harassing the Wise Old Man outside of the Pyramid Plunder pyramid, where he was subsequently vaporized by the Wise Old Man.
 * During the My Arm's Big Adventure quest, the Drunken Dwarf will wander too close to the goutweed that My Arm is attempting to grow and will be thrown off a mountain. A nameless newborn troll then attempts to eat his leg, earning the name Drunken Dwarf's Leg.