Evil Dave/Dialogue

After completing Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Evil Dave.

 * Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!
 * 1. Nice basement!
 * Player: Nice basement!
 * Evil Dave: Nice?!
 * Player: I mean, evil!
 * Evil Dave: Yeah! I'm going to use it to summon DEMONS to DO MY BIDDING, or raise an ARMY OF THE UNDEAD! And then I'm going to totally, like, take over the world!
 * Evil Dave: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
 * 1. So have you had any luck with the demon-summoning?
 * Player: So have you had any luck with the demon-summoning?
 * Evil Dave: Well, I thought I should start small, so I asked Wizard Grayzag for some help with summoning imps...
 * Player: And did you manage to summon any?
 * Evil Dave: Well, not imps, exactly. It turns out they're not the lowest form of demon after all. I got these hell-rats.
 * Evil Dave: They're hardly evil at all! They're just like regular rats only they smell vaguely of sulphur!
 * *Back to previous options*
 * 2. Weren't you going to give up evil?
 * Player: Weren't you going to give up evil?
 * Evil Dave: Yeah, well...
 * Evil Dave: I did try. I wore this bright red jumper and I got up in the morning and spent the day outside in the sunshine...
 * *Dave shudders*
 * Evil Dave: But I couldn't keep it up. I just didn't find anything good very interesting, you know?
 * Evil Dave: Sometimes I worry about the consequences of evil. I don't really want anyone to get hurt, not like what happened with Denath.
 * Evil Dave: But I can't not be evil! It's just who I am!
 * Evil Dave: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
 * *Back to previous options*
 * 3. See you later.
 * Player: See you later!
 * Evil Dave: Of course you will return! There is no escape from my DARK POWER!
 * 2. Weren't you going to give up evil?
 * Player: Weren't you going to give up evil?
 * Evil Dave: Yeah, well...
 * Evil Dave: I did try. I wore this bright red jumper and I got up in the morning and spent the day outside in the sunshine...
 * *Dave shudders*
 * Evil Dave: But I couldn't keep it up. I just didn't find anything good very interesting, you know?
 * Evil Dave: Sometimes I worry about the consequences of evil. I don't really want anyone to get hurt, not like what happened with Denath.
 * Evil Dave: But I can't not be evil! It's just who I am!
 * Evil Dave: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
 * *Back to previous options*
 * 3. Let me try to explain the time travel thing again...
 * Player: Let me try to explain the time travel thing again...