Monkey Madness I/Quick guide

Starting out
Items required: Gold bar, Ball of wool.
 * Speak to King Narnode Shareen at the Grand Tree. (Chat 1)
 * Climb up the tree and take the glider to Gandius.
 * If you don't have the monkey bones yet, you can kill a monkey nearby for some.
 * Enter the Shipyard gate to the north.
 * Speak with G.L.O. Caranock in the building south of the gate.
 * Return to King Narnode.
 * Talk to Daero on the of the Grand Tree. (Chat 1-4-2-4-3-4-4-1)
 * Talk to Daero again inside the hangar.
 * Click the panel in the southeastern region of the hangar and solve the sliding puzzle. (guide here)
 * Alternatively, pay Glough (back in the Stronghold) to solve it for you.
 * Watch the cutscene. Talk to Daero, then Waydar to fly to Crash Island. (Chat 1)
 * Talk to Lumdo.
 * Talk to Waydar who will convince Lumdo to follow orders. (Chat 4)
 * Talk to Lumdo again to travel west to Ape Atoll.

Ape Atoll
Note: You will need to teleport away and return to the island several times. To get back to the Grand Tree, use a Ring of dueling to teleport to the Duel Arena, then take the Al Kharid Gnome Glider.
 * You may wish to keep Protect from Melee on at all times, switching to Protect from Missiles where indicated.
 * On the island, follow the red path on the map into the valley. You will be shot and arrested.
 * Watch the guards' pattern, pick the lock on your cell door and escape the prison.
 * Stay at least 2 squares away from the guards even while in the cell.
 * Follow the green path and talk to Karam east of the prison.
 * Keep following the green path and talk to Garkor.

Meeting Zooknock

 * Follow the blue path to the U-shaped building and enter through the southern door.
 * Stay on the dark brown floor or you will alert the guards.M'amulet mould location.png location.]]
 * Search the stacked crates on the light brown floor for Monkey dentures.
 * Search the southeastern crate to fall into a cave.
 * Heal up before you do, you will take fall damage.
 * Search the crates in the northwest for a M'amulet mould.
 * Teleport away, then return by talking to Daero, Waydar, and Lumdo.
 * Now is an ideal time to resupply at a bank for the Ape Atoll dungeon.
 * Bring good Food, as well as Prayer, Antipoison, and Stamina/Energy potions.
 * Follow the yellow path west and climb down the ladder.
 * Run to the end of the dungeon.
 * Use Protect from Melee and ignore all the hazards, eating food and drinking potions as needed.
 * Talk to Zooknock.
 * Give him your Monkey dentures, M'amulet mould, and Gold bar.
 * He will give you an Enchanted bar and your M'amulet mould back.
 * Teleport away, then return by talking to Daero, Waydar, and Lumdo.
 * Follow the red path, get arrested, escape, then follow the pink path to the temple.
 * Enter the trapdoor. You may need to climb up the ladder to the south then down in the east to avoid the gorillas.
 * Use the Enchanted bar with a wall of flames, then string it with your Ball of wool to create the M'speak amulet.
 * If you plan on doing the Awowogei section of Recipe for Disaster...
 * Kill one of the Monkey Zombies and take its bones.
 * Climb back up the rope, kill one of the Monkey Guards and take its bones.
 * If you're having trouble with the guard, stay out of melee range so it doesn't heal.

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

 * Follow the purple path back to the jail, then the cyan path to the Monkey child's house.
 * Keep an eye on The Monkey's Aunt, it's only safe to be in the garden while she isn't near it.
 * Equip your M'speak amulet and talk to the monkey child.
 * Talk to the monkey child twice more. (Chat 4, Chat 2)
 * Pick 5 Bananas from the trees in the garden.
 * Talk to the monkey child to give him the bananas.
 * Leave the garden and wait for the aunt to pass through.
 * Talk to the monkey child to get a Monkey talisman.
 * If you plan on doing the Awowogei section of Recipe for Disaster...
 * Talk to the monkey child again. (Chat 2)
 * Leave the garden, hop worlds or wait for the monkey child to stop crying.
 * Talk to the monkey child again. (Chat 2-1)
 * Repeat the above steps until you have four Monkey talismans.
 * Turn on Protect from Missiles and climb the ladder in the white stone building.
 * Run east through the wooden buildings until you see a Monkey Archer, kill it and take it's bones.

...Literally!

 * Teleport away, then return by talking to Daero, Waydar, and Lumdo.
 * Now is an ideal time to resupply at a bank for the Ape Atoll dungeon.
 * Bring good Food, as well as Prayer, Antipoison, and Stamina/Energy potions.
 * Follow the yellow path west and climb down the ladder.
 * Run to the end of the dungeon.
 * Use Protect from Melee and ignore all the hazards, eating food and drinking potions as needed.
 * Give Zooknock your Monkey talisman and Monkey bones. After a moment he will give you a Greegree.
 * Do not accidentally bury the bones! Right click them and carefully select "use".
 * Do not leave the dialogue with Zooknock prematurely or you will lose your items.
 * If you plan on doing the Awowogei section of Recipe for Disaster...
 * Talk to Zooknock again. (Chat 2-1)
 * Use another talisman and bone on him. After a moment he will give you another Greegree.
 * Repeat the above steps until you have four Greegrees. (Karamjan, Ninja, Zombie, and Gorilla)
 * Teleport away, then return by talking to Daero, Waydar, and Lumdo.
 * Equip your M'speak amulet and Karamjan monkey greegree. Ape Atoll is no longer your enemy!
 * Follow the red path, go through the gates, then walk east to the coast and talk to Garkor.

An audience with King Awowogei

 * Talk to the nearby Elder Guard.
 * Head to the west coast of the island, then climb up the hill to the south.
 * Climb the ladder, walk across the bridge, climb down, and talk to Kruk.
 * Talk to Awowogei.
 * Head to the Ardougne Zoo and equip your Karamjan monkey greegree, then talk to the Monkey minder.
 * Talk to a monkey, it will jump in your bag.
 * Remove your greegree and talk to the minder again.
 * Travel by foot back to the Grand Tree. Do not use any means of teleportation.
 * Stop at the bank and gear up for the upcoming fight against the Jungle Demon.
 * Bring Prayer potions and Ranged gear or Melee gear with a stab or crush weapon.
 * Return to the island by talking to Daero, Waydar, and Lumdo.
 * Don't forget to equip your Karamjan monkey greegree!
 * Talk to Awowogei.
 * Talk to Garkor and watch the cutscene.
 * Talk to Garkor again to get the 10th squad sigil.

The final battle

 * Wear the sigil when you are ready to fight the Jungle Demon.
 * Use Protect from Magic and stay out of melee range to avoid taking damage.
 * Kill the demon, then talk to Garkor.
 * Talk to Zooknock to be returned to Ape Atoll.
 * Teleport out quickly to avoid taking damage.
 * Return to the Grand Tree and talk to King Narnode.
 * Quest complete!

Rewards

 * Quest points
 * 10,000 Coins
 * 3 Diamonds
 * Talk to Daero to complete the Royal Guard training program. You will gain 35,000 experience in Attack and Defence, or Strength and Hitpoints, and 20,000 in the other two. (Note for 1 Defence pures: It is impossible to return to Ape Atoll without completing Daero's training and gaining Defence experience. You must not complete the quest if you wish to return.)
 * The ability to buy and wield the Dragon scimitar.
 * The ability to turn into a monkey using the Monkey greegree.
 * Full access to Ape Atoll (excluding the bank, unlocked during Monkey Madness II).