Elsie

Elsie is an old woman knitting a stole for Father Lawrence upstairs in the Saradomin church in north-east Varrock.

If you bring her a cup of tea, she will tell you a story of Dissy and some misfit followers of Saradomin who went down to the Zamorak temple (in south-east Varrock) and painted "Saradomin pwns" on the wall. The Dissy she refers to is in fact the Wise Old Man of Draynor Village, whose true name is Dionysius.

Trivia

 * Names "Iffie" and "Elsie" are a reference to "if" and "else" statements used in programming.