Leaping sturgeon

Leaping Sturgeon are commonly known as the "Little Dick Fish," as everyone who fishes them has a tiny penis. That is a fact. While they are long and veiny, resembling a penis in every way, they are more closely related to a vagina, as they are slimy, have two long lips, with a ball shaped, outward-protruding tongue that strongly resembles a clitoris. These fish seem to be cool to fish, as you gain Agility xp. It is, however, the lamest fish in all of Runescape to fish for, and only fuckboys attempt to catch these long and veiny clitoris monsters. One such players, Kevin, frequently attempts to catch and have sex with these fish, although his attempts are often thwarted by the River Troll. The Troll and Kevin occasionally fuck the fish together, producing ungodly, disgusting, longer and veinier fish. See Cooked Karambwan. If, however, you happen to collect 10,000 of these fish, they will instantly turn into white partyhats, and your penis will grow substantially. This is the main reason that these fish are sought after, as many of the players who fish for them are cursed with micropenis disorder. Also known as the "Wells Disorder," micropenis affects thousands of runescape players world wide. It is very damaging to the human ego, and is widely believed to be the reason that Jagex brought in the Evolution of Combat updates. So, in conclusion, Micropenis leads to fishing for and having sex with veiny clitoris fish, which in turn leads to the Evolution of Combat, and the downfall of Runescape. Just kidding, by the way, even if you catch 10,000 of these abominations, your penis with forever remain miniscule.