Death to the Dorgeshuun

Walkthrough
Go to Lumbridge, and go to the basement in the castle below the cook. Take a light source, such as a lantern, and enter the cave to the rear of the basement. Talk to Kazgar who will show you through the caves. Once you have these, return to the Lumbridge Castle cellar, and talk to Zanik who will have appeared next to the ladder to the cellar. (Note: You cannot have a pet following you before talking to Zanik.)
 * Talk to Mistag who will ask you to obtain 2 sets of HAM robes so that you may show one of their agents around the surface and the HAM headquarters without detection.
 * Get 2 sets of HAM robes any way you can (by pickpocketing HAM Members, killing HAM Guards, or buying them on the grand exchange). Note that pickpocketing HAM members has a higher success rate if you are wearing HAM robes. A full set of HAM clothes consists of:
 * Ham hood
 * Ham robe
 * Ham shirt
 * Ham logo
 * Ham cloak
 * Ham gloves
 * Ham boots

Zanik follows you around rather like a pet and tends to get stuck behind walls and doors but she will return to your side like any other pet. Unlike pets, any teleports will make her return to the basement below the cook, and talking to her will make her follow you again. The following can be completed in any order but the quickest is as listed:
 * Talk to the cook in the kitchen.
 * Take her to Duke Horacio upstairs in the castle.
 * Take Zanik outside the castle. A cutscene will occur.
 * Talk to Hans who roams around the castle.
 * Take her to see Bob in his axe store.
 * Talk to Father Aereck in the church just outside the castle.
 * Talk to any man or woman (Zanik must engage in conversation with the man or woman you speak to, if she doesn't move on to another man or woman and try again).
 * Talk to the Lumbridge Guide outside the castle.
 * Take her to see a goblin (there's one by the shop. In order to talk to it, you must examine Zanik near a goblin).
 * Talk to the shopkeeper in the general store.


 * After speaking to all the aforementioned denizens of Lumbridge, ask her, "Have you seen enough of Lumbridge yet?" Zanik will now explain about the mark on her forehead; she received it whilst doing Tears of Guthix, meaning that she is destined to do something great.
 * Zanik will now suggest going to the HAM headquarters. Put on your set of HAM robes, and go to the HAM headquarters.
 * Talk to a regular HAM member or guard, and go through all the questions. They will tell you that the leaders are planning something big in order to get rid of the Dorgeshuun, but they won't tell any regular members.
 * Talk to Johanhus near the jail; then wander around the south part of the main HAM room where Zanik will spot a trapdoor located slightly west of Johanhus and south of the stage.
 * Pick the trapdoor, and go down. You are now in a storeroom.
 * The first senior guard will see you and tell you to go back upstairs--as regular members aren't allowed down there. He says that the other guards will not be so kind. Walk past the guard, and talk to him; Zanik will shoot him.
 * Over to the west side, squeeze through the hole in the wall to get into the south-west room. Once inside, wait for the guard patrolling the central corridor to walk past heading east, then squeeze through the northern hole in the wall. Quickly move behind the stationary guard near the door, and talk to him. Again, Zanik will shoot this guard.
 * You'll see a guard patrolling the central corridor. Say, "Now," when his back is turned. Zanik will snipe him.
 * Move to the other end of the central corridor, and talk to Zanik again. Tell her to wait. Then, run out and south down the room making the north-east guard follow you. Zanik will shoot him as he passes the central corridor again. This part can be skipped if you leave Zanik at the east end of the central corridor, and enter the final guard's sight from the west corridor.
 * For the final guard, go to the end of either the left or right passages, and talk to Zanik again, tell her to wait there; then, go to the other passage, and distract the guard whilst Zanik shoots him.


 * Listen at the door. After Zanik hears a bit of info, a senior guard will respawn and arrest you.


 * You find yourself in the jail. Talk to Jimmy the Chisel. He will tell you that Sigmund took Zanik outside. Pick the lock to escape.
 * Go back outside, and you'll find Zanik dead. Take her body.
 * You will need your light source again. Use a games necklace or minigame teleport to Tears of Guthix, or go to the Dorgeshuun tunnels, and you will see another tunnel south of Kazgar. Unblock it with your pickaxe; then, go to Juna in the Tears of Guthix cave. For those unfamiliar with the Lumbridge Swamp caves, get to Juna by heading south-west of the Lumbridge Swamp and entering the Lumbridge Swamp Dungeon. Watch out for the Wall Beasts (level 49) that will attack you from some of the walls. Keep heading south-east from the cave entrance until you find a small stream, where you must use a stepping stone to cross over. On the other side are giant frogs, alongside another cave entrance. Go through it and follow the path, climb down the rocks and speak to Juna. Juna will tell you to collect 20 tears, which will restore Zanik to life.
 * Note: This does NOT count for your weekly Tears of Guthix game, and it gives you no experience.


 * A cutscene will follow. Johanhus, Sigmund, the HAM deacon, and a senior guard will talk about building a drilling machine at the Lumbridge water wheel causing the swamp caves to flood!
 * Get back to Lumbridge (if you teleport, Zanik will wait for you in the Lumbridge cellar without her HAM robes, but they are no longer required), and go to the chicken farm near the water mill with Zanik (across the river from Lumbridge Castle)
 * Talk to the dwarf near the farmhouse with the chickens (east of the River Lum), and say that you're there to help.
 * Note: Make sure you're wearing the full HAM outfit before talking to the dwarf.


 * You must be wearing full HAM for this to work - search one of the southern crates, Zanik will suggest she hides in it whilst you carry it, pick her up, and go down the ladder. You must have free hands (no weapon or offhand).
 * Go to the west room after climbing down the ladder. Sigmund, who is level 50, will appear, along with three level 22 Senior Guards. Sigmund will use a protection prayer based on the attack you are using, so focus on his henchmen first.
 * Note: By using the crates near by, you are able to safe-spot using magic or range.


 * After they're dead, Zanik will range him. He will switch to Protect from Missiles. Attack him with melee or magic. At 1 HP, he will escape with a ring of life. Smash the drilling machine in the same location. Go down the southern tunnel, and exit there; you'll find yourself back with the Dorgeshuun leaders. After the cut scene, the quest will be completed!
 * Note: If you don't have a light source, Zanik will provide you one after the cut scene when going through the short cut.

Rewards

 * 1 Quest point
 * 2,000 Thieving experience
 * 2,000 Ranged experience
 * Access to the HAM storerooms, where you can loot gems, jewellery, and coins from chests.
 * Access to the water wheel tunnel (Dartog will appear there, and you'll be able to travel between the Lumbridge Castle cellar, the Dorgeshuun Mines and the water wheel tunnel at will).
 * Ability to use Dorgeshuun crossbow and Bone dagger special attacks.
 * Access to Dorgesh-Kaan, the Dorgeshuun city.
 * A torch if you did not have a light source in your inventory at the end of the quest
 * Required for Another Slice of H.A.M

Trivia

 * When examining Zanik at certain points later in the quest, the info "She's kicking HAM ass" is given. This caused some anger among players who thought it offensive.
 * When examining Zanik's dead body while at Juna, it says "Alas, poor Zanik." referring to a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet: "Alas, poor Yorick."
 * The quest was disabled for a month starting at the launch of the Old School RuneScape servers. It is most likely because the quest is involved in many glitches fixed later in history of development.