Murky Matt/Dialogue

Default Dialogue

 * Murky Matt: Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.
 * 1. What's a pirate doing here? (Before completing Lunar Diplomacy)
 * Player: What's a pirate doing here?
 * Murky Matt: By my sea-blistered skin, I could ask the same of you!
 * Player: But... I'm not a pirate?
 * Murky Matt: No? Then what's that smell? The smell o' someone who spent too long at sea without a bath!
 * Player: I think that's probably you.
 * Murky Matt: Har har har! We've got a stern landlubber 'ere! Well, let me tell ye, I'm here for the Grand Exchange! Gonna cash in me loot!
 * Player: Don't you just want to sell it in a shop or trade it to someone specific?
 * Murky Matt: By my wave-battered bones, Not when I can sell to the whole world from this very spot!
 * *Back to previous options*
 * 1. What's a pirate doing here? (After completing Lunar Diplomacy)
 * Player: What's a pirate doing here?
 * Murky Matt: By my sea-blistered skin, I could ask the same of you!
 * Player: But... I'm not a pirate?
 * Murky Matt: No? Then what's that smell? The smell o' someone who spent too long at sea without a bath!
 * Player: I think that's probably you.
 * Murky Matt: Har har har! We've got a stern landlubber 'ere! Well, let me tell ye, I'm here for the Grand Exchange! Gonna cash in me loot!
 * Player: Don't you just want to sell it in a shop or trade it to someone specific?
 * Murky Matt: By my wave-battered bones, Not when I can sell to the whole world from this very spot!
 * Player: You pirates are nothing but trouble! Why, once I travelled to Lunar Isle with a bunch of your type, and spent days sailing around in circles!
 * Murky Matt: Then ye must know me brother! Murky Pat!
 * Player: Hmmm. Not so sure I remember him.
 * Murky Matt: Well, 'e be on that ship for sure. And I remember 'im tellin' me about some guy like ye, getting all mixed up with curses and cabin boys.
 * Player: Yes! that was me!
 * Murky Matt: Ye sure be a different character.
 * *Back to previous options*
 * 2. Tell me about the prices of runes.
 * Player: Tell me about the prices of runes.
 * *Rune prices interface opens*
 * 3. Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please. (If the player has no jewellery to combine)
 * Player: Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
 * Murky Matt: Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.


 * 3. Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please. (If the player has only one piece of dragonstone                jewellery to combine)
 * Player: Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
 * Murky Matt: Arrr, ye've got nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.


 * 3. Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please. (If the player has jewellery to combine)
 * Player: Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
 * Murky Matt: Arrr, all done.


 * 4. I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
 * Player: I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
 * Murky Matt: Defer your speech right there! Quit this derogatory and somewhat narrow-minded allusion that all folks of sea voyage are only concered with washing the decks, looking after parrots and drinking rum. I'll have ye
 * Murky Matt: know there is much more to a pirate than meets the eye.
 * Player: Aye-aye, captain!
 * Murky Matt: ...
 * Player: Oh, come on! Lighten up!