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Ahab's beer can only be acquired through illegitimate means. The Old School RuneScape Wiki does not condone rule-breaking actions.

Ahab's beer is a glass of beer in the Port Sarim pub, The Rusty Anchor. It is unobtainable, even through telegrabbing.

When the "take" option is selected, Ahab yells at the player, Oi! Leave me beer alone!. When a telegrab is attempted, Ahab says, Oi! Don't be casting spells on me beer!.