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| − | |name = Canal barge |
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| − | |image = [[File:Fossil Island barge construction.png|330px]] |
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| − | |release = 29 May [[2007]] |
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| − | |update = Varrock's New Look |
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| − | |members = Yes |
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| − | |quest = [[Bone Voyage]] |
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| − | |examine = A barge under construction. |
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| − | |location = North of the [[Digsite]] |
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| − | |map = [[File:Barge workman location.png]] |
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| − | The '''canal barge''' is a small ship currently being built by the [[barge foreman|barge foremen]] and [[barge workman|workmen]] just north of the [[Digsite]], east of [[Varrock]]. The barge is one of the [[Varrock Museum]]'s current projects. |
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| − | According to [[Curator Haig Halen]], the idea for the barge surfaced shortly after the discovery of a [[Fossil Island|previously uncharted island]] north of the swampy region of [[Morytania]]. When finished, a small canal will be dug to the [[River Salve]], the border between Misthalin and Morytania. From here the water-filled canal will allow the barge to travel north up the Salve, where it will eventually arrive on the island. |
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| − | ==Current events== |
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| − | According to Curator Haig Halen, the barge has not been completed because: |
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| − | * Version 1.0 of the barge had some serious design flaws (it didn't float). |
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| − | * Version 2.0 suffered from 'feature creep'. Senior museum staff stuck their oar in (ho-hum) and added unnecessary features: 'go-faster stripes', a portable fossil centrifuge and a walk-on mini-museum. Needless to say, it had buoyancy issues. |
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| − | * Version 3.0 used a special sealant that attracted sea monsters. |
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| − | * Version 4.0 used a special sealant that attracted icebergs. |
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| − | * Version 5.0 crashed into Version 6.0. |
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| − | * We lost Version 7.0. |
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| − | * Version 8.0 is still here, we think. But, thanks to an accident involving a magical explosion and some talking [[anchovies]], it now resides 12 seconds out of phase. |
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| − | * Version 9.0 was built with [[magic logs]] and gained some form of rudimentary sentience. It developed serious depression and ran itself aground near [[Crandor]]. |
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