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Before starting Cook's Assistant

  • Cook: What am I to do?
  • 1. What's wrong?
    • Cook: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear. I'm in a terrible mess! It's the Duke's birthday today, and I should be making him a lovely big birthday cake.
    • Cook: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. He'll sack me! What will I do? I have four children and a goat to look after. Would you help me? Please?
    • 1. (I'm always happy to help a cook in distress.) - Yes, I'll help you.
      • Cook: Oh thank you, thank you. I need milk, an egg and flour. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
      • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
      • 1. Where do I find some flour?
        • Cook: There is a Mill fairly close, go North and then West. Mill Lane Mill is just off the road to Draynor. I usually get my flour from there.
        • Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller.
      • 2. How about milk?
        • Cook: There is a cattle field on the other side of the river, just across the road from Groats' Farm.
        • Cook: Talk to Gillie Groats, she look after the Dairy Cows - she'll tell you everything you need to know about milking cows!
      • 3. And eggs? Where are they found?
        • Cook: I normally get my eggs from the Groats' farm, on the other side of the river.
        • Cook: But any chicken should lay eggs.
      • 4. (Actually, I know where to find this stuff.) - I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
        • END
    • 2. (I can't right now, Maybe later.) - No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later.
      • Cook: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous beasts. Go on your merry way!
      • END
  • 2. (Can you make me a cake?) - You're a cook, why don't you bake me a cake?
    • Cook: *sniff* Don't talk to me about cakes...
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • The dialogue jumps to option 1.
  • 3. You don't look very happy.
    • Cook: No' I'm not. The whole world is caving around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impeding doom.
    • 1. What's wrong?
      • The dialoge jumps to option 1.
    • 2. I'd take the rest of the day if I were you.
      • Cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
      • Player: Well, maybe you need to take a holiday...
      • Cook: That would be nice, but the Duke doesn't allow holidays for core staff.
      • Player: Hmm, why not run away to the sea and start a new life as a Pirate?
      • Cook: My wife gets sea sick, and I have an irrational fear of eyepatches. I don't see it working myself.
      • Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
      • Cook: I know I'm doomed.
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • The dialogue jumps to option 1.
  • 4. Nice hat!
    • Cook: Err thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really.
    • Player: Still suits you. The trousers are pretty special too.
    • Cook: It's all standard cook's issue uniform...
    • Player: The whole hat, apron, stripey trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real cook.
    • Cook: I am a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about Culinary Fashion. I'm in desperate need for help!
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • The dialogue jumps to option 1.

While in the middle of Cook's Assistant

  • Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
  • Player (no ingredients): I haven't got any of them yet, I'm still looking.
    • Cook: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
  • System: You still need to get: (Any of these:) A bucket of milk. A pot of flour. An egg.
  • 1. I'll get right on it.
    • END
  • 2. Can you remind me how to find these things again?
    • The dialogue jumps to "Before Starting Cook's Assistant", option 1.1
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