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H.A.M. Guard chathead

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones Bones 1 Always 48


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body Leather body 1 Uncommon 23
Leather boots Leather boots 1 Uncommon 39
Ham shirt Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 89
Ham hood Ham hood 1 Uncommon 158
Ham robe Ham robe 1 Uncommon 216
Ham logo Ham logo 1 Rare 1,923
Ham cloak Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,173
Ham boots Ham boots 1 Uncommon 1,808
Ham gloves Ham gloves 1 Rare 974


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 188
Uncut jade Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 179


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed 5 Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed 5 Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 10
Grimy marrentill Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 16
Grimy tarromin Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 158
Sweetcorn seed 5 Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 7
Strawberry seed 5 Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 10
Cabbage seed 5 Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 4
Watermelon seed 5 Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 150


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore Iron ore 1 Uncommon 74
Coal Coal 1 Uncommon 150


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 5 Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 5–75
Bronze axe Bronze axe 1 Common 88
Bronze dagger Bronze dagger 1 Common 69
Bronze pickaxe Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 87
Iron axe Iron axe 1 Common 26
Iron dagger Iron dagger 1 Common 12
Iron pickaxe Iron pickaxe 1 Common 35
Steel arrow 5 Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 32–416
Steel axe Steel axe 1 Uncommon 36
Steel dagger Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 9
Steel pickaxe Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 768


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 165–495
Raw chicken Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 32–96
Raw anchovies Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 123
Logs Logs 1–3 Common 20–60
Knife Knife 1 Uncommon 46
Feather Feather 1–6 Common 2–12
Needle Needle 1 Uncommon 19
Tinderbox Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 51
Thread Thread 1–4 Uncommon 10–40
Coins 5 Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 724

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