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H.A.M. Guard chathead

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones Bones 1 Always 74


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body Leather body 1 Uncommon 20
Leather boots Leather boots 1 Uncommon 46
Ham shirt Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 101
Ham hood Ham hood 1 Uncommon 156
Ham robe Ham robe 1 Uncommon 304
Ham logo Ham logo 1 Rare 2,299
Ham cloak Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,893
Ham boots Ham boots 1 Uncommon 2,641
Ham gloves Ham gloves 1 Rare 865


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 129
Uncut jade Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 156


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed 5 Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed 5 Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 8
Grimy marrentill Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 10
Grimy tarromin Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 101
Sweetcorn seed 5 Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 6
Strawberry seed 5 Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 4
Cabbage seed 5 Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 8
Watermelon seed 5 Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 178


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore Iron ore 1 Uncommon 46
Coal Coal 1 Uncommon 146


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 5 Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 4–60
Bronze axe Bronze axe 1 Common 97
Bronze dagger Bronze dagger 1 Common 67
Bronze pickaxe Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 83
Iron axe Iron axe 1 Common 27
Iron dagger Iron dagger 1 Common 16
Iron pickaxe Iron pickaxe 1 Common 52
Steel arrow 5 Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 33–429
Steel axe Steel axe 1 Uncommon 115
Steel dagger Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 48
Steel pickaxe Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 881


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 143–429
Raw chicken Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 46–138
Raw anchovies Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 86
Logs Logs 1–3 Common 13–39
Knife Knife 1 Uncommon 80
Feather Feather 1–6 Common 2–12
Needle Needle 1 Uncommon 16
Tinderbox Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 40
Thread Thread 1–4 Uncommon 6–24
Coins 5 Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 720

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