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H.A.M. Guard chathead

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones Bones 1 Always 48


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body Leather body 1 Uncommon 14
Leather boots Leather boots 1 Uncommon 32
Ham shirt Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 99
Ham hood Ham hood 1 Uncommon 161
Ham robe Ham robe 1 Uncommon 239
Ham logo Ham logo 1 Rare 1,274
Ham cloak Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,525
Ham boots Ham boots 1 Uncommon 2,059
Ham gloves Ham gloves 1 Rare 1,028


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 173
Uncut jade Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 182


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed 5 Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed 5 Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 14
Grimy marrentill Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 18
Grimy tarromin Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 162
Sweetcorn seed 5 Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 7
Strawberry seed 5 Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 9
Cabbage seed 5 Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 4
Watermelon seed 5 Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 162


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore Iron ore 1 Uncommon 76
Coal Coal 1 Uncommon 142


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 5 Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 4–60
Bronze axe Bronze axe 1 Common 76
Bronze dagger Bronze dagger 1 Common 53
Bronze pickaxe Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 90
Iron axe Iron axe 1 Common 25
Iron dagger Iron dagger 1 Common 13
Iron pickaxe Iron pickaxe 1 Common 60
Steel arrow 5 Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 32–416
Steel axe Steel axe 1 Uncommon 69
Steel dagger Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 11
Steel pickaxe Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 1,079


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 177–531
Raw chicken Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 41–123
Raw anchovies Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 89
Logs Logs 1–3 Common 19–57
Knife Knife 1 Uncommon 58
Feather Feather 1–6 Common 2–12
Needle Needle 1 Uncommon 31
Tinderbox Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 48
Thread Thread 1–4 Uncommon 10–40
Coins 5 Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 686

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