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H.A.M. Guard chathead

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones Bones 1 Always 42


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body Leather body 1 Uncommon 16
Leather boots Leather boots 1 Uncommon 30
Ham shirt Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 62
Ham hood Ham hood 1 Uncommon 187
Ham robe Ham robe 1 Uncommon 308
Ham logo Ham logo 1 Rare 2,038
Ham cloak Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,391
Ham boots Ham boots 1 Uncommon 2,759
Ham gloves Ham gloves 1 Rare 1,084


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 153
Uncut jade Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 211


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed 5 Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed 5 Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 17
Grimy marrentill Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 19
Grimy tarromin Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 190
Sweetcorn seed 5 Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 5
Strawberry seed 5 Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 9
Cabbage seed 5 Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 4
Watermelon seed 5 Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 192


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore Iron ore 1 Uncommon 90
Coal Coal 1 Uncommon 126


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 5 Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 4–60
Bronze axe Bronze axe 1 Common 107
Bronze dagger Bronze dagger 1 Common 57
Bronze pickaxe Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 117
Iron axe Iron axe 1 Common 16
Iron dagger Iron dagger 1 Common 4
Iron pickaxe Iron pickaxe 1 Common 35
Steel arrow 5 Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 32–416
Steel axe Steel axe 1 Uncommon 64
Steel dagger Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 20
Steel pickaxe Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 908


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 107–321
Raw chicken Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 40–120
Raw anchovies Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 45
Logs Logs 1–3 Common 15–45
Knife Knife 1 Uncommon 69
Feather Feather 1–6 Common 3–18
Needle Needle 1 Uncommon 37
Tinderbox Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 48
Thread Thread 1–4 Uncommon 6–24
Coins 5 Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 441

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