H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.
If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.
Drops[]
100%[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price 
Bones 1 Always 89
Armour[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body 1 Uncommon 7
Leather boots 1 Uncommon 20
Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 55
Ham hood 1 Uncommon 226
Ham robe 1 Uncommon 455
Ham logo 1 Rare 2,010
Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,802
Ham boots 1 Uncommon 2,152
Ham gloves 1 Rare 1,121
Gems[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 137
Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 164
Herbs/Seeds[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 15
Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 13
Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 132
Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 2
Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 5
Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 4
Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 142
Ores[]
Weapons[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 5–75
Bronze axe 1 Common 13
Bronze dagger 1 Common 28
Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 67
Iron axe 1 Common 39
Iron dagger 1 Common 23
Iron pickaxe 1 Common 24
Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 32–416
Steel axe 1 Uncommon 26
Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 29
Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 444
Other[]
Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 156–468
Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 69–207
Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 85
Logs 1–3 Common 138–414
Knife 1 Uncommon 98
Feather 1–6 Common 3–18
Needle 1 Uncommon 19
Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 62
Thread 1–4 Uncommon 8–32
Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 784
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