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H.A.M. Guard chathead.png

H.A.M. Guards are found in the H.A.M. Hideout, patrolling the entire cave, guarding the Human Against Monsters' members.

If players have the idea to pickpocket H.A.M. guards downstairs in the store room for clues instead of H.A.M. members in the hideout itself —by the logic that you can't get kicked out there— note that this might not be a good idea if you're pickpocketing solely for clues, since the guards downstairs also give chest keys 50% of the time, meaning that because of it the chances of receiving a clue has been halved (testing determined that the possibility of the drop rate being halved is very likely. The average of the testing was a clue 1/88 pickpockets with 12 clues tested.



Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bones.png Bones 1 Always 89


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Leather body.png Leather body 1 Uncommon 7
Leather boots.png Leather boots 1 Uncommon 20
Ham shirt.png Ham shirt 1 Uncommon 55
Ham hood.png Ham hood 1 Uncommon 226
Ham robe.png Ham robe 1 Uncommon 455
Ham logo.png Ham logo 1 Rare 2,010
Ham cloak.png Ham cloak 1 Rare 1,802
Ham boots.png Ham boots 1 Uncommon 2,152
Ham gloves.png Ham gloves 1 Rare 1,121


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Uncut opal.png Uncut opal 1 Uncommon 137
Uncut jade.png Uncut jade 1 Uncommon 164


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Onion seed.png Onion seed 1 Common 1
Potato seed.png Potato seed 4 Common 4
Grimy guam leaf.png Grimy guam leaf 1 Common 15
Grimy marrentill.png Grimy marrentill 1 Uncommon 13
Grimy tarromin.png Grimy tarromin 1 Uncommon 132
Sweetcorn seed.png Sweetcorn seed 1 Uncommon 2
Strawberry seed.png Strawberry seed 1 Uncommon 5
Cabbage seed.png Cabbage seed 4 Uncommon 4
Watermelon seed.png Watermelon seed 2 Uncommon 142


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Iron ore.png Iron ore 1 Uncommon 173
Coal.png Coal 1 Uncommon 162


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Bronze arrow.png Bronze arrow 1–15 Common 5–75
Bronze axe.png Bronze axe 1 Common 13
Bronze dagger.png Bronze dagger 1 Common 28
Bronze pickaxe.png Bronze pickaxe 1 Common 67
Iron axe.png Iron axe 1 Common 39
Iron dagger.png Iron dagger 1 Common 23
Iron pickaxe.png Iron pickaxe 1 Common 24
Steel arrow.png Steel arrow 1–13 Uncommon 32–416
Steel axe.png Steel axe 1 Uncommon 26
Steel dagger.png Steel dagger 1 Uncommon 29
Steel pickaxe.png Steel pickaxe 1 Uncommon 444


Item Quantity Rarity GE market price
Buttons.png Buttons 1 Uncommon Not sold
Damaged armour.png Damaged armour 1 Common Not sold
Rusty sword.png Rusty sword 1 Rare Not sold
Cowhide.png Cowhide 1–3 Uncommon 156–468
Raw chicken.png Raw chicken 1–3 Uncommon 69–207
Raw anchovies.png Raw anchovies 1 Uncommon 85
Logs.png Logs 1–3 Common 138–414
Knife.png Knife 1 Uncommon 98
Feather.png Feather 1–6 Common 3–18
Needle.png Needle 1 Uncommon 19
Tinderbox.png Tinderbox 1 Uncommon 62
Thread.png Thread 1–4 Uncommon 8–32
Coins 5.png Coins 5–16 Common Not sold
Clue scroll (easy).png Clue scroll (easy) 1 Unknown Not sold
Bronze key (H.A.M.).png Bronze key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Iron key (H.A.M.).png Iron key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Silver key (H.A.M.).png Silver key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Steel key (H.A.M.).png Steel key (H.A.M.) 1 Unknown Not sold
Cosmic talisman.png Cosmic talisman 1 Very rare 784