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{{Infobox non-player character
|name = Helpline Assistant
|image = [[File:Helpline Assistant chathead.png]]
|update = Lunar Diplomacy
|release = 24 July [[2006]]
|race = [[Human]]
|members = Yes
|quest = No
|gender = Female
|location = N/A
|shop = No
|examine = N/A
The '''Helpline Assistant''' is one of the [[non-player character]]s contacted with the [[Lunar spells|Lunar spell]] [[NPC Contact]] using the 'Random' selection.
'''Player''': Hello?
'''Helpline Assistant''': You have reached the Lunar Communication Helpline. I'm sorry we can't answer your telekinetic question right now. Our opening times are carefully organised to coincide with you being busy. If you are having an emergency, you have our most profound apologies. Have a nice day. Good bye.
'''Player''': Typical.
*She seems to be a parody/stereotype of a customer service department from a large company.

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