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Default dialogue (this NPC has multiple random dialogue options)[]

Joseph: If I were as ugly as you I would not dare to show my face in public!

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Joseph: Out of my way, punk.

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Joseph: Hmm... you smell strange...

Player: Strange how?

Joseph: Like a human!

Player: Oh! Er... I just ate one is why!

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Joseph: Leave me alone.

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Joseph: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!

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Joseph: Get lost!

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Joseph: I don't have anything to give you so leave me alone, mendicant.

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Joseph: Have you no manners?

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Joseph: I don't have time for this right now.

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Joseph: I have no interest in talking to a pathetic meat bag like yourself.

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