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{{Infobox non-player character
 
|name=Postie Pete
 
|image= [[File:Postie Pete.png]]
 
|release = 24 April [[2006]]
 
|update = Wilderness graphical update
 
|members=No
 
|quest= No
 
|location=''See article''
 
|shop=No
 
|gender=Male
 
|race=[[Human]] [[skull]]
 
|examine=Posts things.
 
|features=A skull with no body, a postbag hanging out of his mouth
 
}}
 
[[File:Postie Pete chathead.png|left]]
 
'''Postie Pete''' is a [[skull]], and ''RuneScape's'' only known postman. He delivers all of the 'Postbag from the Hedge' letters to their destinations and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around [[Castle Wars]], the [[Party Room|Falador Party Room]], [[Varrock Palace|Varrock Palace library]], [[Ice Mountain]], The [[Bandit Camp (Wilderness)|Bandit Camp]] General Store in the wilderness, and the [[Ardougne Zoo]].
 
 
He can speak over 1,000 languages, including [[Skeletal Wyvern|Wyvern]], and when you encounter him he usually tells a rather weak joke. Before leaving the place he has spawned, he usually says 'Well, I should be heading off', a pun on his lacking of a torso.
 
 
==Postie Pete's Joke==
 
 
The joke: "Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other 'Smells like fish.'"
 
 
The meaning: A perch is a type of fish.
 
 
== Confirmed Dialogues ==
 
'''Player''': Hey Pete. What are you doing here?
 
 
'''Postie Pete''': Just doing a quick survey on famous people and their
 
favourite colour. It's a special feature for, "West
 
Wyverns Women's Weekly".
 
 
'''Player''': Can I get a copy?
 
 
'''Postie Pete''': Can you speak Wyvern?
 
 
'''Player''': No. Can you?
 
 
'''Postie Pete''': Well, obviously.
 
 
'''Player''': Go on then.
 
 
'''Postie Pete''': Here! Are you mad? No, 'fraid I can't do that. Could
 
cause all sorts of trouble.
 
 
'''Player''': You're a bit mad really aren't you?
 
 
'''Postie Pete''': So would you be if you could speak over 1,000
 
languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's
 
trouble! I'm off!
 
==Confirmed Locations==
 
Postie Pete can be found at:{{Listen
 
|title = It's Pete!
 
|filename = Postie Pete.ogg
 
|desc = The jingle that plays when Pete appears.}}
 
*[[Castle Wars]] lobby
 
*[[Ice Mountain]] summit near the [[Oracle]]
 
*[[Party Pete]]'s Party Hall
 
*Nearby [[Pirate Pete]] at [[Port Phasmatys]]
 
*[[Ardougne Zoo]]
 
*[[Varrock Palace|Varrock Palace library]]
 
*Eastern [[Keldagrim]] bar
 
*[[Bandit Camp (Wilderness)]]
 
* [[Ectofuntus]]
 
* Slayer Tower ( Nechraeyls )
 
* [[Market|Ardougne Market]]
 
* Taverley Dungeon (near ladder)
 
* Underground Pass
 
* The Motherlode Mine
 
* Stronghold of Security Vault of War (Level 1)
 
* Wintertodt Camp
 
* Crabclaw Isle
 
* Mining Guild
 
==Trivia==
 
*According to [[Baba Yaga]], Postie Pete's [[Crafting]] level is 1, however with training can be increased to 2 and then eventually 3.
 
 
{{Pete Family}}
 

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