Recipe for Disaster

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This quest has a quick guide found here. It briefly summarises the steps needed to complete the quest.

For a full list of all subquests, see the Full guide.

Recipe for Disaster
(#100)
Also called?	RFD
Members only?	Yes
Release date	15 March 2006 (Update)
Quest series	None
Official difficulty	Special
Developer	James B (framework)

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Walkthrough

Helping the cook

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ith death, only to be thwarted by the Duke's assistant, who managed to trap him in another dimension. This assistant was the cook's ancestor, and was made head cook for life.

The current head cook, whom you helped build the feast, apparently created a powerful food-magic, which released the Culinaromancer from his prison. Seeing him, the Gypsy casts the aforementioned spell, so that you both can protect the council from the Culinaromancer's attacks. While she can easily seal the Culinaromancer in a heartbeat, due to the fact you caused the Culinaromancer to awaken she holds you responsible and sends you to save them as the magic is causing a temporal paradox that could destroy the known reality.

The feast

The Secret Council (link)

The music that plays during the long cutscene.

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Right before you enter, the Duke will get the strange box event and will leave the room to fiddle with it, and Osman will get taken away by Evil Bob. At this point, you will enter the room. A short while later, the Culinaromancer crashes the party and starts to attack everyone at the dining table with magic spells. Luckily, Gypsy Aris will show up and freeze everyone in time (except you and her).

The Culinaromancer arrives.

Gypsy Aris arrives too late.

The Gypsy Casts "Tempus Cessit" to freeze the room in time.

Freeing council members scuffed

E explains that the Culinaromancer was a cook in Lumbridge a hundred years ago and had threatened the secret council with death, only to be thwarted by the Duke's assistant, who managed to trap him in another dimension. This assistant was the cook's ancestor, and was made head cook for life.

The current head cook, whom you helped build the feast, apparently created a powerful food-magic, which released the Culinaromancer from his prison. Seeing him, the Gypsy casts the aforementioned spell, so that you both can protect the council from the Culinaromancer's attacks. While she can easily seal the Culinaromancer in a heartbeat, due to the fact you caused the Culinaromancer to awaken she holds you responsible and sends you to save them as the magic is causing a temporal paradox that could destroy the known reality with the magic.

After the feast, you will be able to enter and exit the dining room at will. However, it will be in a dormant state. To release each member of the council from the Culinaromancer's spell, you must feed each of them their favourite food. The Gypsy and Cook will both be there to help you. You can complete these subquests in any order, and start as many of them at a time as you want. After you give each member their favourite dish, Gypsy teleports them away to safety and tells you how many more council members are left. You will want to inspect all of the guests at once before you do their individual subquests, as they must be inspected or their names in the quest log will remain red. Each subquest gives 1 quest point and some access to the Culinaromancer's Chest, as well as additional rewards such as items or experience.

You can complete these subquests in any order and start as many of them at a time as you want. Each subquest opens up increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest, which holds a variety of goods.

It is strongly recommended that you grow a pet kitten before you start the subquests if you do not already have a fully grown cat, as it will take two and a half hours for the kitten to grow. If you do this at the start, it should be fully grown and you can save the Evil Dave subquest for last.

Name	Requirements
Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
Freeing the Goblin Generals
Freeing Pirate Pete
Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
Freeing Evil Dave
	Level 70 (boostable) Level 48 Able to defeat a level 84 Big Snake Completion of the following quests: Monkey Madness I The Grand Tree Tree Gnome Village
Freeing Skrach Uglogwee	Level 41 (cannot boost) Level 20 Completion of Big Chompy Bird Hunting

Defeating the Culinaromancer

R the final member of the Secret Council, the Culinaromancer will retreat through a portal back into his own dimension. Gypsy Aris tells you to go through the portal to finish him off before he causes more trouble.

You can leave and stock up after defeating one boss without losing your place in the fight. Items cannot be retrieved if you die or drop them here!

Name	Requirements
Defeating the Culinaromancer

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• When the player is informed of the universe, he exclaims, "Not the universe! That's where I keep all my stuff." This is a reference to the animated television series The Tick.
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• The three monkeys during Awowogei's part is a reference to the three wise monkeys (さんびきのさる sanbikinosaru), who see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil.
• Before the release of Grim Tales, this quest had the highest requirement, with 70 Cooking.
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