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Robert Boss is a peaceful painter and citizen of Land's End, Kourend. He can be located to the east of the bank, near a tree.


Dialogue 1

  • Robert Boss: Talk to the tree, make friends with it.
  • Player: But I can't reach it...
  • Robert Boss: You can do anything you want to do. This is your world.

Dialogue 2

  • Player: That tree looks lonely...
  • Robert Boss: I'll give him a friend! Like I always say, everyone needs a friend!
  • Player: Will you be my friend?
  • Robert Boss: Well of course! Right after I finish this painting.

Dialogue 3

  • Robert Boss: I don't make mistakes, just happy accidents.
  • Player: How very positive!


  • His name and appearance is a reference to the soft-spoken Master Sergeant Robert Norman Ross, an American painter, art instructor, and television host most famous for his unique wet-on-wet style of painting showcased in his public broadcast show, The Joy of Painting.
    • As such, the dialogue interactions with him are common phrases he would use to encourage the viewers throughout each broadcast.


  1. Jagex. Mod Ash's Twitter account. 10 July 2017. Mod Ash: "I think that'd be @JagexWest ." In response to a question regarding relevant topic